don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via smilingcries)
Since when was this
more beautiful than this
Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.
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if the only things you know about australia is from what you saw in that simpson episode
then congrats thats it, thats literally all you need to know
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“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
“smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?
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there’s this one girl in my trig class who sneezes literally every day and i say bless you every single time and she never ever says thank you and i’m pretty sure i’m just going to emotionally break down because of it
OH MY GOD TODAY SHE SNEEZED AND I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER GIRL SAID BLESS YOU AND SHE SAID THANK YOU I AM SO FUCKING DONE
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there is a bird with a mustache
i dont know how to deal with this information
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Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT
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my alarm is going off upstairs
i dont want to have to go up the stairs but its obnoxious
decisions
looks like youve gotten yourself into an…alarming situation
this is not the time for puns
(Source: circumcisions, via hitlervevo)
LOOK AT ALL THE LOVE WITHIN THAT TINY OWL
WANT
Someday I hope someone looks at me like tiny owl
I feel like the third gif whenever someone pays attention to me…
(Source: whimsiesandmusings, via hitlervevo)
