I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see
"I have read the Terms and Conditions"
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
all my friends are hotter than me but i can take better selfies so who really won
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"